Move over American way, here comes the Canadian way! In an unexpected twist, Superman has taken on a distinctly Canuck persona to become the hero Canada deserves.

Spotted soaring over Tim Hortons and helping hockey players defend against vicious slapshot pucks, this polite Superman dons the iconic red serge tunic of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police instead of his usual blue uniform. Paired with the identifiable stetson hat, this allows him to be easily recognized as here to serve and protect the good people of Canada.

The Canadian Superman is just as strong, fast and heroic as his American counterpart. However, he says “Sorry!” before performing heroic feats that inadvertently cause damage, like bursting through walls or throwing villains through the air. He’s also prone to giving frosty foes a stern talking to about proper manners before hauling them off to jail.

When indulging his reporter alter ego, this Clark Kent favours comfy sweaters and devours donuts from local bakeries instead of Danishes. During arduous investigations, he stays energized with a double-double coffee loaded with extra cream.

The Canadian Superman reminds us that justice, politeness and humility are universal values. While his American version fights for “truth, justice and the American way,” this Canuck protector stands for “truth, justice and the Canadian way.” Just don’t expect him to stick around for the cheque after saving the day.