Los Angeles, CA – Wayne Rooney’s £100 million empire just imploded in a £1,200-a-night scandal that’s got Britain gasping. Jennifer Thompson, the infamous escort who torched Rooney’s 2010 World Cup with a seven-girl orgy, dropped a nuclear confession to The Sun Friday: “Wayne paid me seven times in four months while Coleen was pregnant with Kai – £8,400 total.” The hooker, 35, claims hotel romps in Manchester and London from March to June 2025, while Coleen, 39, carried their fifth child. #RooneyBetrayal detonated to 4.1 million posts on X, memes splicing Rooney’s Everton screamers with “You are NOT the father!” paternity envelopes.
Coleen’s response? Ice-cold vengeance. She fled their £20M Cheshire mansion at 3 a.m. with newborn Kai (6 weeks old), yanked her £250K wedding ring, and lawyered up with Farrer & Co., the firm that crushed Rebekah Vardy. “She’s done – this time it’s divorce,” a source whispered. Rooney, 40, now Plymouth manager, was “sobbing on the phone” to Coleen’s dad Tony, begging forgiveness. Jennifer, unrepentant: “He texted ‘miss your body’ while Coleen was in labor.”
X is savage. Liverpool trolls chant “Coleen’s free – Wayne’s 3-and-in!” United diehards mourn: “From DC United to DC Divorce.” One viral TikTok? Rooney’s 2004 Everton goal remixed with Maury’s “The lie detector says… YOU CHEATED!” – 22M views. Coleen’s IG? Black screen, no ring – 12M likes in 2 hours. Rooney’s sponsors Adidas and Nike “reviewing partnerships”; Plymouth fans booed him at training.
From £300K/week legend to £1,200/night loser, Rooney’s fall is Shakespearean. Will Coleen take half? Will Jennifer drop receipts? One tweet sums the carnage: “Rooney scored 253 goals – but 7 hooker nights just cost him £100M.” The beautiful game’s biggest striker just got red-carded by love.
