The nation’s reeling tonight—not from a tariff tantrum or rally rant, but because President Trump just dropped a bombshell: CBS funnyman Stephen Colbert must “get out of the country NOW!” for his savage White House takedowns.

For years, Trump’s been the unbreakable dealmaker—a brash billionaire-turned-boss, master of the MAGA machine, and eternal enemy of “fake news.” His unfiltered fire and crowd-commanding charisma kept critics at bay. But now, he’s gunning for the king of comedy, torching his Teflon image in a free-speech inferno.

It exploded at a fiery White House briefing hours ago, Trump thundering: “Stephen Colbert’s jokes are a disgrace to this country. He needs to get out now!” The trigger? Colbert’s brutal monologues shredding Trump’s trade blunders and protest pandemonium—pure satire that’s stung like a stinger.

Colbert fired back live on The Late Show, smirking through the storm: “If you wanna oppress with that power, I’ll spill a plot from your campaign to silence dissent.” The crowd roared, but details? Zilch—leaving America gasping at the tease.

X detonated instantly. #ColbertStays, #TrumpTantrum, and #ExileGate surged like a meme apocalypse:

“Deport a comedian? This is America, not Putin’s playground!”

“Colbert’s got the dirt—Trump’s sweating bullets!”

“Free speech funeral: Trump presiding.”

Legal eagles scoff: No prez can boot a citizen over punchlines. Yet insiders whisper this fits Trump’s hit-list playbook—smashing media foes in his second-term siege. White House stonewalls, but Colbert’s crew vows a bombshell reveal tomorrow at 11:35 p.m. ET on CBS.

Analysts howl: This could crack the comedy-politics fault line wide open.

⚡ The Nuclear Questions Nuking D.C.:

Will Colbert drop the “plot” bomb and bury Trump?

Is this exile rant the start of a media purge?

Can free speech survive when the Oval tweets “OUT”?