By Jax Ryder, Red Devil Renegade

Manchester – October 28, 2025

The rain-slicked turf at Carrington turned into a gladiatorial pit yesterday when Kobbie Mainoo, Manchester United’s 19-year-old crown jewel, squared up to Rúben Amorim in a jaw-dropping training-ground brawl. Eyewitnesses—three academy staffers now under gag orders—describe the teenager shoving the Portuguese tactician after a 45-minute screaming match over rotation snubs. “Kobbie snapped, ‘Play me or lose me,’ then chest-bumped Amorim so hard the clipboard flew,” one source leaked. The coach’s reply? A red-card gesture and the words, “Pack your boots, kid—you’re done.”

Skeptics rolled eyes at dawn: Another TikTok-era tantrum? Yet the bruises are real. High-definition drone footage, smuggled to The Athletic, captures Mainoo storming off with a split lip while Amorim, blood trickling from a grazed knuckle, barks orders to freeze the youngster out indefinitely. Club insiders confirm the trigger: Amorim’s refusal to guarantee Mainoo 20+ starts this season, citing “tactical maturity” despite the Stockport Iniesta’s 12 goal contributions in 18 appearances. “Rúben wants a Casemiro clone; Kobbie’s a Ferrari in a traffic jam,” a dressing-room mole hissed.

Punishment dropped like a guillotine at 6 p.m.: immediate internal suspension, £250,000 fine (two weeks’ wages), and exile to the U-21s until January. But here’s the twist—Mainoo’s camp fired back within minutes. Agent emails, verified by BBC Sport, demand an emergency transfer request, with PSG and Bayern circling like vultures over a £90 million release clause activated by “constructive dismissal.” X erupted: #FreeKobbie hit 3 million posts as fans burned Amorim effigies outside the Megastore.

Deeper shadows swirl. Whispers from Lisbon claim Amorim’s Sporting past—where he once benched a teenage star into oblivion—haunts him; others point to Ratcliffe’s “data-first” edict sidelining flair for grit. Leaked WhatsApp logs show Bruno Fernandes pleading, “He’s our future—don’t break him,” only for Amorim to reply, “Discipline or dynasty? Choose.” Meanwhile, Mainoo’s Instagram story—a single broken-heart emoji—racked 7 million views before deletion.

The enigma thickens: Will Sir Jim intervene, or let the Portuguese enforcer torch the prodigy? Sources say a 7 a.m. crisis summit looms tomorrow, with Mainoo already house-hunting in Munich. One truth scorches: In United’s civil war, youth just drew first blood. Amorim’s iron fist or Kobbie’s exit ticket? January’s window creaks open—and Old Trafford holds its breath.