By Rhys Calder, Red Devil Renegade

Manchester – October 30, 2025

Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s private jet touched down at Barajas at 2:14 a.m.—and the Bernabéu’s bedrock just cracked. Manchester United have crashed the €200 million Vinícius Júnior auction with a €120 million cash-plus-player missile: €120 million upfront, 18-year-old defensive prodigy Leny Yoro as makeweight, and a handshake summit with Florentino Pérez locked for 11 a.m. today in the Santiago VIP lounge. “Vini’s the missing crown jewel,” Ratcliffe allegedly texted INEOS lieutenants from the tarmac, per a leaked Signal chain verified by

The Athletic. United’s war room labels it “Project Phoenix”—swap Yoro’s fractured tibia (six weeks out) for Madrid’s fractured winger, healing two dynasties in one stroke.

Skeptics scoffed at sunrise: United, 14th in the Prem, poaching Real’s lightning rod mid-meltdown? Yet the dossier is dynamite. Pérez’s €200 million sticker—slapped after Vini’s Alonso-less “apology” snub—crumbled under Ratcliffe’s charm offensive. Leaked term sheet: €120 million wired by December 15, Yoro (valued €80 million pre-injury) on a five-year loan-to-buy at €40 million, with a €300 million release clause for Vini. Madrid’s motive? Yoro plugs Carvajal’s botched surgery void; €120 million funds Bellingham’s brotherly €80 million bid. X detonated: #ViniToUnited (15 million posts) vs. #YoroTraitor, with madridistas torching scarves outside Cibeles.

The venom? Vini’s Clásico tunnel tirade—“F*** you, Xabi!”—and physio assault left Alonso vetoing his return. Pérez, per Marca minutes, greenlit the exit: “€200M or bust—United blinked first.” Ratcliffe’s ace? Amorim’s 3-4-3 blueprint, where Vini’s 1.2 xG/90 detonates Rashford’s flank. Yoro’s camp, gutted by Shaw’s training-ground stamp, pushed the swap: “Madrid’s medicals are gold; United’s a warzone.”

Deeper rot: Is this Ratcliffe’s vanity flex or Pérez’s panic purge? Leaked Valdebebas audio captures Alonso: “Sell him—ego’s bigger than the badge.” United’s board? Fractured—some howl “Yoro’s our Varane heir,” others salivate at Vini’s 28-goal haul. The hook: Today’s 11 a.m. handshake. Will Pérez bite, or counter with €150 million cash-only? One truth scorches: In football’s fever dream, €120 million + a broken leg buys a broken king. Old Trafford or exile? Ratcliffe’s in the room—pen poised, dynasty dangling.